You know the feeling. Your calendar app tells you when to breathe. Your watch tells you when to stand. Your

You are not imagining it. A watch buzzes because you have sat too long. An app congratulates you for sleeping

You were promised a robot intern. What many people got instead was a robot toddler with admin rights. Now your

You are not crazy if modern tech feels less visible and more controlling at the exact same time. A few

You are not imagining it. A lot of tech launches now sound weirdly liturgical. The founder walks onstage in soft

You are not broken if your pulse jumps the moment the map app stalls. Plenty of smart, fully functional adults

You can feel it, right? Everyone is meant to be optimising, tracking, automating and panic-reading charts about AI, layoffs and

You are not crazy if “the future” feels suspiciously like a stale group chat with better graphics. We keep getting

You are not weird for staring at yet another TikTok about aliens watching human evolution and thinking, “Honestly, fair.” The

You know the feeling. You type a perfectly normal sentence, then stop halfway through and think, “Will the app hate