You are not crazy. The feed really does feel haunted. One minute it is the same 2016 joke in a

It starts innocently. You ask a chatbot to help rewrite an awkward text to your ex. Then you paste in

You are not weird for feeling a little queasy when you read that a lab can now plan experiments, run

You are not being paranoid. The screen really has become a weird little liar. A few years ago, “seeing is

You are not crazy if online life has started to feel like a job where your main duty is proving

You are not lazy because you ordered toothpaste at 11:47 p.m. You are not weak because your brain now expects

You are not imagining it. The internet really does feel like one giant group project where everyone copied from the

It is hard not to feel a little insulted by this. We built the internet so people could gossip, flirt,

You pick up your phone to check one message. Twenty minutes later, you are watching a stranger organize their fridge,

It is hard not to laugh at the joke. The future is a few billionaire cyborgs gliding around with perfect