It is hard not to feel a little insulted by this. We built the internet so people could gossip, flirt,

You pick up your phone to check one message. Twenty minutes later, you are watching a stranger organize their fridge,

It is hard not to laugh at the joke. The future is a few billionaire cyborgs gliding around with perfect

You know that moment. The room is dark, your face is lit like a raccoon in a security camera, and

You are not imagining it. The internet really does feel weirder now. You open an app for five minutes and

You have probably seen it a hundred times by now. Someone cuts you off in traffic and they are an

You are not imagining it. Open any social app for five minutes and the vibe is off. The comments feel

You have probably seen the sketch by now. A glossy future arrives, some smiling founder says AI will change everything,

You are not crazy. It really does feel like half the internet is holding a candlelight vigil for a chatbot,

You are not imagining it. The phone really is training you to forget things, interrupt yourself, and confuse movement with