You are not crazy if online life has started to feel like a job where your main duty is proving

You are not lazy because you ordered toothpaste at 11:47 p.m. You are not weak because your brain now expects

You are not imagining it. The internet really does feel like one giant group project where everyone copied from the

It is hard not to feel a little insulted by this. We built the internet so people could gossip, flirt,

You pick up your phone to check one message. Twenty minutes later, you are watching a stranger organize their fridge,

It is hard not to laugh at the joke. The future is a few billionaire cyborgs gliding around with perfect

You know that moment. The room is dark, your face is lit like a raccoon in a security camera, and

You are not imagining it. The internet really does feel weirder now. You open an app for five minutes and

You have probably seen it a hundred times by now. Someone cuts you off in traffic and they are an

You are not imagining it. Open any social app for five minutes and the vibe is off. The comments feel