You are not imagining it. A weird sameness has taken over the feed. Every post seems polished, upbeat, mildly wise,

You can feel it, can’t you. One weird platform update lands on a Tuesday, and suddenly your reach falls through

You reach for your phone to remember a birthday, a grocery item, the way to a friend’s house, and for

You are not crazy for feeling a little itchy every time a new gadget promises to “see what you see.”

You are not weak because a dead phone battery makes you feel oddly panicked. It is irritating, a little embarrassing,

You are not broken if your heart now waits for a buzz before it files a feeling. That is the

You are not imagining it. The same people telling you AI is overhyped, half-baked, and one market wobble away from

You are not imagining this. A weird little social bug has crept into modern life, and it is making perfectly

It starts as a joke. You ask a chatbot how your day sounds. It replies with more warmth than your

You know this move. You grab your phone for one last check before bed. Maybe you meant to answer a